Your prayer is important to us, please stay on the line...

...and your prayer will be answered in about five or six days. They prayed for rain in Denver when Obama accepted the nomination and it didn't come until today.

But it's not hitting Denver, it's hitting in the gulf coast.

And instead of fucking up the Democrat's party, it's playing havoc with the party of the rich white people's God, the Republican party.

It's times like this that almost make me a believer again.

Okay, I meant all but the previous line.